I want a Kerker

most 4n1 headers that are smashed on bottem front are caused by jack offs doing wheelies with a 500lb bike and reentering orbit with 10w fork oil! :laugh: im a recovering jack off,i discovered 40-50w motor oil helped when i was younger.now im settled in at 30w synthetic oil for a happy medium for fork oil.

You guys missed the best part....

That unmistakalbe Kerker scream!











The last one is my personal favorite!

"I know some folks love looking at spark plugs for hours and pretending to be gear-head sages of spark plug tech; but I loath jetting changes (perfecting instead to be riding!) and would rather be reading a nudie mag than a spark plug."...

Gee, wonder who he's referring to... Hmmmm...

That's interesting writing there kid for aren't you the same person who posted a 14Krpm 650, money was no object, you were just going to build it bad ass perfect, just want it done right.... blah-blah-blah

That is correct, about what kind of bike I want to build. But I do not want carburetors on it! FI is something I will tackle in the coming years. I will let an O2 sensor and a computer work out the mixture for me! Stick around OMR, it may take me a few years but I will build my bike my way.

Anyways what makes you think I was referring to you? I am sorry if I hurt your feelings or something... :kiss: :kiss:

Naw, feelings not hurt kid takes a hell of a lot more than the likes of you to do that...

As the saying goes... "It's not me making you look stupid for you're doing that all on your own..."

wow...kid...better check your bait...your getting some good bites....might be that old lunker....guys have caught that guy for years......they say he's got scars from all the hookings...

spark plugs....that's rich:woohoo:

My work will speak for itself, hit me up on PM's if you would like to talk more! :laugh:

it makes one wonder how these old girls were able to stay running for all these years before falling in our laps....must have been owned by rocket scientists or m.i.t string theory grads...


i don't even think my bikes P.O even new what a spark plug was:(


speaking of rocket scientists....i just pushed the burner coil down on my stove to stop the big skillet from rocking back and forth....only bad part was it was on high for a few seconds and i forgot....it left a cool circle pattern on my palm like cave art.....i rock

So hot plugs won't bother you. That's a good thing! :woohoo:

is'nt that like a i.q test for toddlers...don't touch the hot stove...but if you do you will learn....man i swear i pressed so hard on our one bent burner....i pressed hard enough to bend it back itno it's holder..but i had just cranked it to high 3 seconds before.....OH F___...it smelled like burned flesh and put a giant white universe tatoo on my palm and fingers...there was puff of smoke and crackle sound like steakhouse t.v add......don't cook before fully awake...must make note!

DOH!!!! Well as we've all posted our "look at what dumbshit thing I did"...

Pictures of the new tattoo? :blink: :laugh: :laugh: