Funnies...

   slmjim was a Network Analyst with xerox for many years, so this has special meaning for him on many levels.  It's a guy / Tech / motorcycle enthusiast thing. 
   Toner cartridges occasionally made pretty blonds recoil and adopt a protective posture, because they are sometimes long, stiff, tubular things with a small opening at one end that can be suddenly messy if (mis)handled very quickly.
   Could mention something about red bike and redhead with faired big twins all in the same pic, but... must resist... must resist...

 


Good Ridin'
slmjim & Z1BEBE

66polara died on the Interstate today...

Towing services have been provided by AAA.

Preceded in mechanical failure by his parents, 39tseries and 45kingsway, 66 is survived by his wife, 68superbee, one brother 70roadrunner, children 89aires and 92caravan, plus one grandchild 16neon.

His family has requested no parting out. Salvage will be held Friday at Fap’s Restoration, Salvage, and Showroom. Come check out our deals!


You may leave a memorial...

“It was a total engine failure. I told the sonofabitch to check his oil, but no! He was leaking fluids everywhere.”
-GrizLeBare

“He just wasn’t that smart. He put a piece of tape over his check engine light.”
-texbeg19

“The dude wasn’t hitting on all cylinders. All he cared about was getting a lube job.”
-realtruthis​​
 

...yes please!!!

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Why is it that a dog can't perform an MRI but catscan?

Go Smoothingly By...

Taken from a 1962 Honda Motorcycle Instruction Book. Translated by Honda for the American Motorcycle Rider:

1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.

2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage, tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi!

3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by.

4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon. Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the collapse and tie up.
 

This pic is not a Funny but I'd bet we'd have fun picking a punch line for it. I read that Fonzi rode a 1949 Triumph.


Bill

KZQ wrote:

This pic is not a Funny but I'd bet we'd have fun picking a punch line for it. I read that Fonzi rode a 1949 Triumph.

Bill

I saw an interview in which Winkler claimed  he rode a motorcycle only once in his whole life. That was when they began filming the series and he managed to crash into the sound truck. After that, they used a stand in , or the put Winkler on this four-wheeled contraption that was pulled buy a truck so they could get frontal shots. Bottom line, the Fonz never learned how to ride.