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A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball.

The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid.

The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral.

The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.

 

Are you a geek?

I’d tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.

I prefer IP jokes; it’s all in the delivery.

I could tell you a joke about TCP, but I’d have to keep repeating it until you got it.