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asphalt900 wrote:

Well then. Do you have a big boat with many oars, ha. Wife is full blooded Norse.
 

Yepp im from Norway ,but i have no boat i had a tiny boat once 2 oars and a 25hp jhonson haha.

Texas just make sure you use some clothespins and a few cards to emulate that sound, wait, this isn't the Western Flyer Schwinn forum is it? Rolf but you do eat Lutefisk don't you?   

TexasKZ wrote:

Clearly, something had to be done with those wet-noodle LTD forks. I reckon some 90 wight oil could have done the trick, but why bother with simple and cheap when I could spend a pile of money on something much more complicated, like the forks, triple clamps, stem, handlebars, wheels and complete brake system from a 1995 GPz1100?

 

Cool project. following along.

Rolf1976_KZ900 wrote:

asphalt900 wrote:

Well then. Do you have a big boat with many oars, ha. Wife is full blooded Norse.

 

Yepp im from Norway ,but i have no boat i had a tiny boat once 2 oars and a 25hp jhonson haha.

My 12 foot johnboat is powered by a 5.5 hp Johnson!

asphalt900 wrote:

Texas just make sure you use some clothespins and a few cards to emulate that sound, wait, this isn't the Western Flyer Schwinn forum is it? Rolf but you do eat Lutefisk don't you?   

A balloon strategically tied to the forks works, too. I was warned about lutefisk by a Finnish friend. A couple of years later, I moved to Minnesota, where they had a vat of that stuff at the end of every smorgasboard. Smelled like somebody boiling dirty gym socks.

TexasKZ wrote:

asphalt900 wrote:

Texas just make sure you use some clothespins and a few cards to emulate that sound, wait, this isn't the Western Flyer Schwinn forum is it? Rolf but you do eat Lutefisk don't you?   

A balloon strategically tied to the forks works, too. I was warned about lutefisk by a Finnish friend. A couple of years later, I moved to Minnesota, where they had a vat of that stuff at the end of every smorgasboard. Smelled like somebody boiling dirty gym socks.

I sense an innuendo there Texas. But you pulled it off so eloquently without evin being rude, just a hint of bragging though. Well played.
 

asphalt900 wrote:

I sense an innuendo there Texas. But you pulled it off so eloquently without evin being rude, just a hint of bragging though. Well played.
 

Perhaps I missed the innuendo, or perhaps you missed the decimal between the fives.

5.5 Johnson is average, nothing to be ashamed of, ha