KZ-holics Anonymous

when you end up with 9 or 10 thats when you have a problem that problem is now i need a bigger shop my name is tim and i'm a kz-holic.

Slowly becoming a KZ-aholic. Still want a Duc Monster so it has not developed into full blown problem status. Mainly though I am a project-aholic which explains why I have no free time and hate budgets almost as much as I hate paperwork.

Gotta go, the 650 is calling, something about finishing the hydraulic clutch conversion. :laugh:

I'm so ashamed... I was trying so hard to break my KZ and Z1 habit I went out and bought a Honda XL600. I suppose to make up for this I should really go buy another kz... :woohoo:

Actually we're starting to have to do some gymnastics to fit the six bikes we currently have in our two car garage and a couple sheds :laugh:

i dont have a kaw problem,i think my wife might though!:laugh:

I've been a KZ-holic since 1988.
Z1ENTERPRISES has only fueled the fire.

i don't have a problum, i can quit any time i want to.

Hi, my name is John, I have a kawasaki problem. I started off doing kawasaki's with my friends for fun. I only did it weekends and after work. Over the years it became a habbit. I kept telling everyone I wasn't hurting myself or anyone else. Before long it took over my life, I couldn't live without them. Slowly they became my best friend. I woke up in the morning and I needed a Z1 just to get my day started. As I fell deeper and deeper into my z sickness, my life started to change. Everything around me started to change, I was hangging around with different people. When I went out in public I felt alone, I wanted to be at home or on the road. All I could think about was a big bag of Z1 parts. Life was good until my parts bag was empty, then I wanted more and more. I had a part number addiction on my back. I hid parts catalogs throughout the house. Everyone knew I was hooked! My life was down hill when the Suzuki's came out. I was unable to sleep with Kawasaki drag bikes running through my head. I just couldn't get enough bikes or a big enough bag of parts to meet my needs. I was on the edge and my life was hangging by a valve spring...NO,NO!...I mean a string. I was down to my last couple of brain cells and they were on different race teams. I joined a 1200 step group.....wait!...thats not right. A 12 step group. I was kicked out for polishing parts in the bathroom. I knew that my sickness was getting worse, I kept turning to the bike dealers. There was dealer on every corner and all over town, waiting to take my money. I traded a wife and half a child to keep my habbit going.
Well, some may ask what happened in the end of the story.......I learned to buy in bulk!

A KZ-holic doesn't sell a bike without riding it for a while. And only then to a worthy new owner.

You haven't got the addiction until you buy one to ride while you're working on the other (or more).

N0NB wrote:

A KZ-holic doesn't sell a bike without riding it for a while. And only then to a worthy new owner.

You haven't got the addiction until you buy one to ride while you're working on the other (or more).

oh,im screwed then !:woohoo:

The main reason I stay single is that I don't want to hear the bitchin' about how I spend all my money on my bike. Oh, I'm also ugly as hell and don't date ugly chicks. :laugh:

yes to the no ugly or fat chicks

my friend...we'll just call him fred...yeah fred that's his name....fred
He is really bad.....you can see it in his eyes when your talking to him....he is not listening to a word your saying..... he is just thinking about how he can get his next ride.....
He tells the people that care about him that ...this time he's gonna lay off for a while....you know....cut back some...
but then he gets a call about a sick friend...or someone who needs help withn their bike.....and his eyes get all glassy..

Does this sound like someone you know?Do you ,or one of your loved ones suffer from kzholism?
There is help available,call now ,befroe it's too late

Call kz-recovery Centers....toll free at 1-800-kzr-ride

remember your not alone,we can help break the cycle