Funny listing on CL for KZ750 twin

akolleth
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24 Jun 2016 10:38 #732662 by akolleth

Funny listing on CL for KZ750 twin was created by akolleth

LOL, this seller has a way with words for sure :laugh:

akroncanton.craigslist.org/mcy/5645394968.html

You may as well stop cruising Craigslist right now. Hell, you might as well throw your phone away after you call me to come get this bike. What we have here is 2 barrels of raging Japanese fury.

'what kind of shape is it in?'

It's in awesome shape, I went through this bike from front to back, rebuilt the carbs and jetted them for the uni pod filters, new brakes, new grips, fresh oil and filter, new chain and sprockets, new tires, bled all the old brake fluid out, new plugs, coil and wires, new petcock etc. Ain't shit wrong with it.

'hows it ride?'

Shit man, it's a 750! It's fun as hell. You're gonna pass pretty much any Harley you see on the road on this bike, and when he catches up to you at a light, his woman is gonna jump on the back of it so carry an extra helmet and some rubbers.

See that paint man? Green means go. That's virgin paint, squeezed from the breasts of the gods and sprayed onto the tank and side covers with angel farts.

Look at that chrome. Just look at it.

Look. At. It.

You can signal aircraft with that shit man, invite em to come race for pink slips.

This is no shit. This bike starts, idles, revs, rises, stops, steers and sits like a good bike should. Turn key operation for new riders and old. Nice low seat height, comfy seat and bars.

Gimme a call or text or email or carrier pigeon, smoke signal, psychic message, whatever you want and come see this bike. Price is two grand. Money talks. I don't want to trade you unless you have an old VCR full of two thousand dollars.

I don't negotiate over the phone. Unless you have a specific question about the bike or you want to set up a time to bask in its glory, don't drop me a dime. You wanna dicker on the price? Start peeling off Benjamins in person.

Come get this sucker before some goddam hipster with a man bun and skinny jeans tries to turn it into a brat bike or even worse, a rigid bobber.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. And you have burned so very, very brightly Roy.

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24 Jun 2016 10:52 #732664 by pete greek1

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HA !!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Pete

1980 LTD 1000..,1976 LTD 900, have the 1000&900 now. the rest are previous= 1978 KZ 650 B.., 1980 Yamaha XT 500..,1978 Yamaha DT 400.., 1977 Yamaha yz 80..,Honda trail ct 70.., Honda QA 50...5-1/2 hp brigs & straton CAT chopper mini bike...3-1/2 hp mini bike (WHEN GAS WAS ABOUT 45 CENTS A GALLON)!!!!

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24 Jun 2016 12:29 #732679 by !Seymore

Replied by !Seymore on topic Funny listing on CL for KZ750 twin

:ohmy: Dat's phunny!

79' KZ650-D2 [fsm] (Max)
83' KZ750-F1 LTD [clymers] (Kay)
82' KZ1100-D1 Specter (another project)
78' KZ650-B2a (J&H, A Project)
91' KZ1000-P (P = parts)

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