kawasaki over harley quotes/inspiration

Take a look here and see if you can come up with anything...LMAO!:laugh:

WHERE ARE HARLEYS MADE?

Need I say more?:laugh:

Vter Bob wrote:

:laugh: WIN!! :laugh:

what does a harley and a german sheppard have in common?

both enjoy riding in the back of a pick up truck.


difference betweena harley and a hoover?

the position of the dirtbag.

i feel so ashamed bashing another riding brother but it is so fun.

These are all great. I changed my signature a few weeks ago in response to all the phone calls I made (and the rudeness I received) when I was looking for someone local to service my carbs.

It's meaningful to me and it highlights my point - all the costumes and loudness bother everyone, and frankly, they really don't have anything to take pride it.

I always thought the diference between a harley and a hoover was the hoover only held one dirt bag

If harley davidson made an airplane would you fly in it?

why do they ride in packs
so there's someone to help when they break down

As my Suzuki-riding buddy (and he's a big dude) says to the HD posers at the gas station:
"The Village People reunion is two blocks down thataway."
He's such a kidder......:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Mary and I took the 650 out to get a beer on Saturday evening to a local place that has a deck overlooking a lake, and is popular with bikers (Zukey Lake Tavern). When we left there were two HD riders waiting for their wimmen to primp and preen, so they were checking out our KZ. As we walked up they both said "cool Kawa man" and had lots of questions (which Mary answered!).

We got on the bike, turned on the ignition and pressed the starter - as usual, it fired right up and settled to it's happy idle place! The HD guys both went "WOW, you can't beat that!" (It is stock!)

I guess there are some HD riders with taste!

del

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.... Damn some of these are just way too funny...

Thanks for the gut busting tear in the eyes laughter guys, truly hilarious...

OMR

Harley Davidson: Turning gasoline into obnoxious noise without the harmful effects of horsepower for over 104 years.

Is this the one??? Of course you can do the look up of their start up date, such as 1904 ect.

Harleys: Don't bash 'em.
Just blow 'em away.