kawasaki over harley quotes/inspiration

Alright. To many this thread may cause you to smile, and others may become angry. The purpose of this thread is to help my next project bike stand out ALOT. This project is a kz650 chopper.(sorry to those of you who arent chopper people, but this is something i have never built and would like something to show up the v-twin guys). This kz is going to be the rat in my pack of beauties. Somewhere on this bike i would like to incorporate some sort of quote that makes fun of/downgrades all the guys on their big shiny harleys. I am sick of all the bikes with the huge tire, massive rake, chrome all over, and neon lights that only get ridden from the trailer to the bike show.

I welcome any harley, v-twin related quotes, sayings, symbols, or just something that would look sweet on the side of the tank.

Let the bashing begin.

BTW, the theme/name of this bike is giong to be "trailor queen"

A few of my favorite Harley Jokes:

Why doesn't a Harley rider sit on his bike while it's on the sidestand? He's afraid to lean over that far.

Why do Harley riders have fringes on their jackets? So you can tell if they're moving or not.

Why do Harley riders tow them around in trailers? So they can corner faster.

What's the difference between an old dog and a Harley Davidson? The dog can get in the back of the truck by itself.

Q: How do you stop a Harley owner on horseback?

A: Unplug the carousel.


Q: How many Harley owners does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change a light bulb? Ha! That's what customer service is for!


Q: How do you break a Harley owner's finger?

A: Punch him in the nose.


Q: What do you call a Harley that doesn't leak oil?

A: Empty!


"Harley is a piece of crap"- sung to the tune of Neil Young’s “Piece of Crap”

Born to ride free
Bought a used Harley
It wouldn’t even start
It was a piece of crap

Wanted a Harley
Thought it was for me
But in reality
It's just a big piece of crap

I tried to start it up
I tried to ride it home
I had to have it towed
It was a piece of crap

Got it from a friend
On him you can depend
I found out in the end
It was a piece of crap

I tried to ride free
Believed in Milwaukee
but they depended on me
To buy their piece of crap

Took it to the dealer
He gave me a loaner
The guy told me at the door
It's a piece of crap too!

:laugh:

i remember a good one in the signature of a member on this site. It said something like- Harley davidson, building underpowered overrated..... since 19.. If anybody knows it i would like to have it. Keep them coming everybody

95% of all Harley Davidsons ever built
are still on the road.
(The other 5% actually made it home)

:laugh:

Feel free to use it Jordan. Don't remember where I saw it but I love it

Q: Did you hear that Harley and the makers of Viagra are teaming up for a new officially licensed and endorsed version of the wonder pill to be available over the counter without a prescription at dealerships across the country?

A: It's called Buyagra and the more you spend, the harder you get.


Q- What is the most common accessory for Harleys'?

A- A pick-up truck.


Q: Why do harley riders chrome all their parts???

A: It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.

kawtoy wrote:

Feel free to use it Jordan. Don't remember where I saw it but I love it

Thanks kawtoy, prolly one of my favorite quotes

Least we forget

whats the diff between a harley and a sheep?

at least you have some self respect if your caught comin of the back of a sheep.