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Ok, time to laugh at a newb
- l0g1c
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DUH moment #1: I pull almost the entire wiring harness out of my bike, remove all the electrical tape and shrink wrap to try and track down a pesky short only to find that when I installed my new handlebars, I crimped the wires leading to my starter button into the clamp that holds my brake handle on, thereby grounding them directly to the handlebars. :blush:
DUH moment #2: I get everything buttoned up and get ready to put some fire in the hole for the first time in weeks. She sputters a little bit while the gas makes its way to the carbs and then all the the sudden the bike starts revving like crazy! Luckily, I regained my wits in time to hit the kill switch before the thing got a chance to redline.
While I was waiting for my hearing to come back, I thought to myself, "I guess the throttle cable goes in the first slot after all..." :blink:
Anyways, I think it's good to be able to laugh at yourself, and lord knows I get plenty of opportunities.
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'72 CB350K
Omaha, NE
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1980 KZ650F1, Bought new out the door for $2,162.98!
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Everything is all in place and wired up/mounted nicely except for the final hookup for the battery side of the hot wire to the coils, so obviously the bike won't run yet. This is so I can make my last checks before the final hookup and THEN actually start/run the bike.
Idiot lights and headlight/taillight work ?? Check. Starter works ?? Check. No funny smells or sparks anywhere ?? Check.
And then one of the techs walks by and says: "Ya know, I think that system will work better if you hook that main wire up to the POSITIVE battery terminal."
I had laid everything out with the main coil hot wire set to hook up to the GROUND terminal on the battery.
Well, at least he saved me an hour or two of troubleshooting. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
In the event, when I hooked up the main feed wire to the correct post on the battery, she fired up a quick as a shot. I'm a believer in this modification after seeing the difference in ease of starting.
KZ650C2 Stock/mint. Goes by "Ace".
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I regularly find myself looking for a particular wrench, or screwdriver, only to find I am holding it in my hand!:blush:
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Pentwater, Michighan (Home)
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2000 ZG1000
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Here's mine...
Just last week,I was at my buddys tattoo-shop.I had a 1 o-clock appointment to get my birthday present finished off...my buddy was running behind,and told me to come back in an hour...so I jumped on the bike and headed to Canadian Tire to do some looking around.
I get into the left-turn lane,and the bike dies...won't start,so I had to get off and push it through the intersecton,and into the parking lot.There was a guy on the corner,doing some work on the sign for Canadian Tire,and he spouts out,"Out of gas?".
I say,"Nooo,it's not out of gas",in an embarressed voice.:blush:
And it was at that exact moment that I realized...yup...you guessed it..."Turn the gas ON,you window-licker!":silly:
I've been training myself to shut the gas off when I'm parked...still in training...
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One that still sticks out like a sore thumb was years ago at a friend of mine's house.
It came time for me to go home, but I realized I locked my keys in my pickup truck. So my buddy goes in his house and grabs a coathanger (and a couple more beers), and we start trying to pull the door locks. We were at it for about twenty minutes, and we're getting pretty frustrated. His wife comes out and asks us, "whatcha all doin"?
Her husband being a smartass says, "what's it look like we're doin"?
She studies our predicament for a minute, jumps in the back of the truck, slides my sliding rear window open and grabs the keys.
Us>>>:blush: :blush:
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It's nice to see there are other members of the Dumb moments club.
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Yeah, I've had my share of dumb moments.
One that still sticks out like a sore thumb was years ago at a friend of mine's house.
It came time for me to go home, but I realized I locked my keys in my pickup truck. So my buddy goes in his house and grabs a coathanger (and a couple more beers), and we start trying to pull the door locks. We were at it for about twenty minutes, and we're getting pretty frustrated. His wife comes out and asks us, "whatcha all doin"?
Her husband being a smartass says, "what's it look like we're doin"?
She studies our predicament for a minute, jumps in the back of the truck, slides my sliding rear window open and grabs the keys.
Us>>>:blush: :blush:
DAM! :pinch:
Now THAT one hurt!
1977 KZ1000 A-1
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