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17 Sep 2010 14:41 #399370
by Patton
1973 Z1
KZ900 LTD
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Taking no chances,
ties a rope to the bridge with noose around his neck,
douses his clothes with gasoline,
holds a loaded pistol to his temple in one hand,
and a lit cigarette lighter in the other hand.
He ignites the gasoline, jumps off the bridge, and pulls the trigger.
He missed,
the bullet shot the rope in two,
and water put out the fire.
If that fellow hadn't been a good swimmer,
he'd have drowned.
Good Fortune!
ties a rope to the bridge with noose around his neck,
douses his clothes with gasoline,
holds a loaded pistol to his temple in one hand,
and a lit cigarette lighter in the other hand.
He ignites the gasoline, jumps off the bridge, and pulls the trigger.
He missed,
the bullet shot the rope in two,
and water put out the fire.
If that fellow hadn't been a good swimmer,
he'd have drowned.
Good Fortune!
1973 Z1
KZ900 LTD
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18 Sep 2010 09:36 #399607
by kz1k
1978 KZ1000A2
"JUST IN! A MAN WHO HOLDS THE WORLD RECORD FOR USING THE MOST DRUGS DIES TODAY. HE WAS WAS ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS HE THOUGHT HE SAW"
WHY FART AND WASTE IT, WHEN YOU CAN BURP AND TASTE IT?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1978 KZ1000A2
"JUST IN! A MAN WHO HOLDS THE WORLD RECORD FOR USING THE MOST DRUGS DIES TODAY. HE WAS WAS ATTACKED BY A PACK OF WILD DOGS HE THOUGHT HE SAW"
WHY FART AND WASTE IT, WHEN YOU CAN BURP AND TASTE IT?
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