Quotable bike quotes

zukdave wrote: My beer drinkin crew has a drag racing problem.

TT racing ( tavern to tavern)

Four balls, one bike...it never works! :evil:

Moter cycle's are like women
Damn near Every one you see you want to ride.
(Even some ugly ones)

From this months Cycle Canada
Racing.........because golf rugby and soccer only require one ball

From a review of the 1973 Kawasaki H2:
"The Mach IV is the quickest, most intense; most single purpose street machine ever built for general consumption, a streaming, purple-eyed monster that does everything with a shriek and whose only God is performance. Lay at it's feet the hottest production vehicle you can name - two wheeled or four- and the Mach IV will chuckle , snort, and eat it alive. It's limitations are exactly what you would suspect: the engine makes a lot of racket, it doesn't have much of a reputation for gas economy, and you have to know what you are doing to live with it in comfort."

And from another review (forgot the bike):
This bike will put hair on your chest. If you already have hair it will part it down the middle"

Racings Cheap

Winnings Expensive

bluej58 wrote:

Forrest wrote: “On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.” - Hunter S. Thompson

I'm not sure if he ever got a tombstone , I believe Johnny Depp had him shot out of a canon.

A very old saying ; Gas,ass or grass, no one rides for free :whistle:

Hunter S. Thompson's ashes were indeed shot out of a canon at his request. Johnny Depp was there at the ceremony. As far as whether there is a tombstone for Hunter, I do not know. But, this is his quote.

The quote: "Gas, Ass, or Grass, No One Rides for Free". originated from Indian Larry.

lets crank it .....either it will go or it will blow.
brother said everytime he would go drag race his 78 kz1000 M2