How to ruin a bike

yeah i know what you mean the NOBO, when i too looked closer i could tell that ones clothes are too post 90's and then there is the one who has slightley different colored pupils,and dont forget the one who has slight imperfection in her eye lash count.......WHAT the FUC%:woohoo::laugh: :lol: :woohoo: :blink: :blush: :S

nonb wrote:


"They're all cute and quite young to be sure. The near onewould be a complete knockout IMO except for the tattoos, that just turns me off. The middle one looks like a girl next door or the farmer's daughter. Take yer pick. The far one got a bit too wild with the mascara brush. "


you bring any one of them to the company BBQ and no ones gonna be talking about motorcycles the next day at the shop,they're gonna be asking if she has has any sisters...lol

If I was to bring any one of them to a company picnic I would be arrested and she would be testes for Ruffies. Not to mention I would not be taken seriously for the rest of my career. The far one looks like she has a black eye. Middle one's boobs are helium filled and the closest is cute but I'm with NONB. They are not deal breakers but tats/tramp stamps/piercings/dirt/crawly things/tracks/batshit crazy sign and most Goth adornments have a negative effect on me. Well....the tats/tramp stamps are not deal breakers anyway.....so call me choozy!

The bike can be fixed..new paint job and replace the suspension ROD.

The origional "choppers"and bobbers were build from cheap surplus bikes. They were heavy and ugly, so the looks where changed and the parts moidified.

Then came cafe bikes, which were whatever slab of a bike guys could score cheap and then turn into their own "race" bike... replace, cut, or eliminate every part on the bike to make it yours.

Today the street fighter is the new cheap bike to buy; find a gsxr that was laid down... pull the plastics and rebuild it as you like it, cut here, weld there and put it back together as you like.





So yeah I can see how this guy can call his bike a cafe bike. I would think of it more as a fighter with come cafe ideas and even some chopper ideas (notice the pin striping?) However my book, if you build it you classify it.
If you ask me the folks riding fighters have more in common with bobber/chopper riders than do most folks who throw a leg over a harley. It's the attitude, the love of building your own bike.

And yeah, I would happily ride anything in that photo.

here,here brother im with let the riding begin also i'm sure if i showed up with anyone of those on my arm at the school x-mas party that's all anybody would be able to talk about but then again who cares it's in my genetics to like them tiny, young and cute tattos or other wise.

The johnny chimpo reference is from the movie Super Troopers. And there's nothing wrong with a chick thats a little on the skanky side...

wouldn't have them any other way, never been with a good girl wouldn't know what to do if i ever did hook up with one, that's the story of my life.

N0NB wrote:

donthekawguy wrote:

trianglelaguna wrote:

hey those builders could be heros around this place....specialty is screwing up a nice bike....plus those girls are covering up the tassles off the seat

What bike? :woohoo:

Looks like he went trolling around Pittsburg State for some lady Gorillas. :S

Ha-haaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Hey, I might be the only guy here that gets that! "Lady Gorillas" indeed! Ha! Nice one!
-KR

Okay, I was taking a (what I thought was very obvious) "shot" at the bike, and the description that it's builder gave. Most of you guys got it.

I guess the "bike" issue is like the "girls" issue, a matter of taste. To me that bike has been ruined; strutted the rear so now it won't handle, paint that appeals to but a few, no passenger ability, no guages...but hey, look on the bright side: "those girls" belong on "that bike"!

-KR

PS> Do you guys think a motorcycle can catch an STD? :lol:

Bad Kaw wrote:

PS> Do you guys think a motorcycle can catch an STD? :lol:

Yeah, Stupidly Tricked-out Drek.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I like some of the idea behind the bike, just not quite how it turned out. As for the adornments, is it just me or does the one in the middle look like a guy in a wig with a boob job? I've seen a lot of farmers daughters and the girl next door and (s)he isn't one of them. As for the other two, if you don't mind bathing in penicillin for a couple of weeks...

aside from the removed suspension that bike quite appeals to me.