This is great!!!

www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570 It worked a minute ago? Now it works again

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Gas Station Attendant: Can I help you Sir?
Gixxer: Fill it up.
Attendant: Will that be one lump or two?
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(kinda feel sorry for this guy...)

epic failure. hahah

This one was posted in the above thread by some mustang guys and is just as good

Water Engine Flush

that is very typical when you are given wrong info and you act upon it with out thought or study. by the way the mustang dude has to be one of the stupidest people on the planet that was great. i really like how he tried to make himself appear less stupid by putting it down to not knowing anything about cars like that could excuse his stupidity. always ask if your not sure there are no stupid questions just stupid people.

A true story:

A number of years ago (about 1968), one of the secretary's where my dad worked came into the office complaining her car wasn't running right. After a few questions it was determined the car was overheating so they told her to wait until lunchtime, then go and top-off the radiator with water.

That afternoon, my dad saw the lady and asked if she had done what they suggested. She said she had, and dad asked how much water it took - five gallons was the answer! Well, dad knew the car only held about 1-1/2 gallons of coolant at most, so he quizzed her about where she put the water - yes, you guessed it, she had put water into the oil filler (on the rocker cover) and filled the engine with water!

So, after work, my dad and his buddy went out, drained the oil (and LOTS of water) from the crankcase. Re-filled with oil, topped off the radiator, took out the plugs and spun the engine over. Put the plugs back and the lady never had another problem with the car!

Maybe the engine water flush does work!

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These are all so funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Thoughts? I just wanna fix my bike. As for the flaming, well it kinda sucked at first but now I'm probably hitting refresh as much as some of you 'cause this shit's funny as hell...assuming I can fix my bike of course I haven't been to any of the other sites. This one's got enough going on

Even the OP is caught up in the frenzy :laugh: . Hey, we've all got our skeletons in the 'cranial dysfunction, what was I thinking' closet (though maybe not to this degree). Gotta' give credit to a guy that can laugh at himself.