Stupid things in bike ads!!

I caught this one today on craigslist. I couldn't stop laughing, Is it me or does this just seem dumb? I highlighted the funny part.

1994 Cafe Sportbike - Suzuki Katana Motorcycle - Garage kept, Black/Purple colors.

The Bike has been garaged due to Family needs and lack of time to ride.

I have had it running this week. The Bike needs a tune-up, Battery may need replacing or maintenance. Runs ok but the idle is off, Idles low, thus the tune-up. Pictures were taken this week. Never dropped, scratch on the side from it falling over in the garage. Plastics in great shape. 20k Miles.

Available to show by appointment in the evenings only. Cash - No trades.

Ok, one thing I gotta say about adds is most say ADULT Driven ok I am adult and nobody ever get things when I am done( as the wife says "your hard on things") so what's that really mean!!!

birchwood82 wrote:

Ok, one thing I gotta say about adds is most say ADULT Driven ok I am adult and nobody ever get things when I am done( as the wife says "your hard on things") so what's that really mean!!!

Many adults that I know are very immature (including me:) )

Nope, not me, I never dropped it... If you see side cover scratches well that never happened in my garage and on that side of the bike, nope it wasn't me...

And the dent in the side of the tank on the same side where the bike didn't fall over, well that never happened in my garage either....

And the bent gear shift lever on the side of the same side where the bike didn't fall over, well that never happened in my garage either....

I also like the line "I have had it running this week."
What the hell does this mean, it was running but not now, it hasn't run in years but I was able to get it started but since it runs great, it needs a tune up...

WTF...hahahahahaha! :laugh:

Hell of a salesman,

OMR

Mcdroid wrote:

birchwood82 wrote:

Ok, one thing I gotta say about adds is most say ADULT Driven ok I am adult and nobody ever get things when I am done( as the wife says "your hard on things") so what's that really mean!!!

Many adults that I know are very immature (including me:) )

One good thing about getting older, when you're older than the cop that just stopped you, you can get away with a lot more

Steel....sir please place both hands on the back of the car.
Do you know how fast you were going?


steell wrote:

Mcdroid wrote:

birchwood82 wrote:

Ok, one thing I gotta say about adds is most say ADULT Driven ok I am adult and nobody ever get things when I am done( as the wife says "your hard on things") so what's that really mean!!!

Many adults that I know are very immature (including me:) )

One good thing about getting older, when you're older than the cop that just stopped you, you can get away with a lot more

Do you know how fast you were going?

My standard answer, "No, but I bet you do"

Last year a cop threatened to take me to jail, I said "Ok" and waited, he didn't know what to say then

Had another cop last year haul me to the hospital for a drug and alcohol test, came up negative for both since I don't use drugs and seldom drink. Sheriff jumped his butt for wasting the departments money.

For some reason the cops think I have an attitude problem, don't know why, as I never "start" trouble.