Think you're having a bad day?

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12 Jul 2007 07:52 #156368 by The Gringo
Think you're having a bad day? was created by The Gringo
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the
kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into
gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it
burst through the glass patio doors. His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the
room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered
patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a
fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the
paramedics and escort them to her husband. While the attendants were loading
her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside.
She also quickly blotted up the spilled petrol with some paper towels and
tossed them into the toilet. After being treated and released, the man
returned home looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his
motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette
while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt
between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband
screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown
away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for
an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the paramedics
carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he
had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one
slipped, tilting the stretcher and dumping the husband out. He fell down the
remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

Andy
Akron, Ohio
80 Z-1 Classic-Sold
84 GPZ1100
79 KZ 1000 LTD
78 KZ 1000 A2
77 KZ 1000 LTD-Sold
76 KZ 900 The definition of a barn find
76 KZ 900-Sold gone to Denmark
KZ 750 times 3, KZ 650 times 8 Sold 1 down to 7
KZ 550 times 2 80 440LTD-Sold
81 CSR 305-Sold 81 Yamaha XS650 Special

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12 Jul 2007 11:29 #156430 by barney
Replied by barney on topic Think you're having a bad day?
Thats hillarious :silly: :laugh:

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12 Jul 2007 14:42 #156476 by ran429
Replied by ran429 on topic Think you're having a bad day?
That is funny, every time i read it hehe!

I also think I have a huntch this post will end up in chit chat land soon for some reason.

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12 Jul 2007 16:56 #156494 by BSKZ650
Replied by BSKZ650 on topic Think you're having a bad day?
just shoot me I cant take it:woohoo:

77 kz650, owned for over 25 years
77 ltd1000, current rider
76 kz900, just waiting
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12 Jul 2007 23:32 #156546 by The Gringo
Replied by The Gringo on topic Think you're having a bad day?
And it is supposed to be a true story.:laugh: :lol: :P

Andy
Akron, Ohio
80 Z-1 Classic-Sold
84 GPZ1100
79 KZ 1000 LTD
78 KZ 1000 A2
77 KZ 1000 LTD-Sold
76 KZ 900 The definition of a barn find
76 KZ 900-Sold gone to Denmark
KZ 750 times 3, KZ 650 times 8 Sold 1 down to 7
KZ 550 times 2 80 440LTD-Sold
81 CSR 305-Sold 81 Yamaha XS650 Special

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13 Jul 2007 04:25 #156553 by N0NB
Replied by N0NB on topic Think you're having a bad day?
Unsure if it's true, but it seems to have a history behind it .

Nate

Nates vintage bike axiom: Riding is the reward for time spent wrenching.
Murphys corollary: Wrenching is the result of time spent riding.

1979 KZ650 (Complete!)
1979 KZ650 SR (Sold!)
1979 KL250 (For sale)
1994 Bayou 400 (four wheel peel :D )

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