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A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the
kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into
gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it
burst through the glass patio doors. His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the
room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered
patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a
fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the
paramedics and escort them to her husband. While the attendants were loading
her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside.
She also quickly blotted up the spilled petrol with some paper towels and
tossed them into the toilet. After being treated and released, the man
returned home looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his
motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette
while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt
between his legs.

The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband
screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown
away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for
an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the paramedics
carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he
had come to burn himself. She told them. They started laughing so hard, one
slipped, tilting the stretcher and dumping the husband out. He fell down the
remaining stairs, breaking his arm.

Thats hillarious

That is funny, every time i read it hehe!

I also think I have a huntch this post will end up in chit chat land soon for some reason.

just shoot me I cant take it:woohoo:

And it is supposed to be a true story.

Unsure if it's true, but it seems to have a history behind it .