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I'm pissed off! (includes a z1000) 21 May 2007 19:16 #142199

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That's a crying shame--not for her, the bike.

It should have been a ratty old Honda, not a fine Kawasaki. :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
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Murphys corollary: Wrenching is the result of time spent riding.

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I'm pissed off! (includes a z1000) 21 May 2007 19:29 #142204

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Sandy wrote:

kawtoy wrote:

No matter how fast you make your bike, her boobs are still going to be better than yours. Plus she probably smells like flowers and you most likely smell like a mix of beer and grease. I think she wins this round.


How did You get into My head?:huh:

That's what *I* was going to say!

Too bad though...looks like She DIDN'T win this round.:whistle:
Glad to hear that She's not TOO badly hurt though.(You probably didn't want to read THAT part though,eh)

And YA...what IS Her phone number?:laugh:
Nevermind...too young...I think.:whistle:


she'd kick your ass, she's a tough snowboarder type.

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82 kawaski csr1000 Evolved into a streetfighter.

I love Speed! Hot Nasty Badass Speed!!!
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I'm pissed off! (includes a z1000) 21 May 2007 19:32 #142206

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themachine wrote:

Sandy wrote:

kawtoy wrote:

No matter how fast you make your bike, her boobs are still going to be better than yours. Plus she probably smells like flowers and you most likely smell like a mix of beer and grease. I think she wins this round.


How did You get into My head?:huh:

That's what *I* was going to say!

Too bad though...looks like She DIDN'T win this round.:whistle:
Glad to hear that She's not TOO badly hurt though.(You probably didn't want to read THAT part though,eh)

And YA...what IS Her phone number?:laugh:
Nevermind...too young...I think.:whistle:


she'd kick your ass, she's a tough snowboarder type.

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ehh, lets try a less manly looking pic.

82 kawaski csr1000 Evolved into a streetfighter.

I love Speed! Hot Nasty Badass Speed!!!
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I'm pissed off! (includes a z1000) 21 May 2007 19:38 #142210

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Yeeeeup...I smell attitude!:laugh:
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I'm pissed off! (includes a z1000) 21 May 2007 23:37 #142298

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themachine wrote:

she's 18 and very attractive without the bike

yeah, so does she like guys with ZX-12R's?:whistle:
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I'm pissed off! (includes a z1000) 22 May 2007 00:09 #142304

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Got a link to her Myspace page?? She like old guys? ;)

and yes, Karma is a bitch. Good thing you arent going to stoop to her level and rub it in, right? :evil:

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I'm pissed off! (includes a z1000) 22 May 2007 04:33 #142330

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18, eh?

Too much drama for me. :whistle: But, then I'm well past twice her age and don't do drama anymore. :pinch:

Seriously, she needs to get into the MSF BRC and then into a track day. She probably has the right attitude to really do well.
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Murphys corollary: Wrenching is the result of time spent riding.

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I'm pissed off! (includes a z1000) 22 May 2007 09:22 #142409

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Sandy wrote:

Yeeeeup...I smell attitude!:laugh:

That ain't attitude I smell:whistle: ;)

She just wanted something as hot as you, between her legs ( repeat to yourself as many times as needed ). Seems she couldn't handle either.

Luckly for her she lived. MANY don't get a second chance.
Pat

Post edited by: patmann, at: 2007/05/22 14:14
1974 900 Z1 modified to look like a LTD , some engine mods. But I still have all the original parts.
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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

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I'm pissed off! (includes a z1000) 22 May 2007 09:44 #142413

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I think that's a great point of view to take on this one..hahaha.
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I'm pissed off! (includes a z1000) 22 May 2007 09:51 #142417

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Holy water and crosses... quick before she turns us all!

I know the type....:pinch: Oh yeah I know the type. Thats why my wife is a nice girl. Oh she is still crazy, cause they are ALL crazy, but at least she's nice.


women = time * money

time = money

... women = money^2

money = root of all evil = SQRT(evil)

... women = (SQRT(evil))^2

women = evil


SEE I CAN PROVE IT!!!!!:laugh:
If I knew what I was doing all the time life wouldn't be any fun.

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I'm pissed off! (includes a z1000) 22 May 2007 11:03 #142444

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i knew there was a way to prove it:woohoo: :P
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