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You can show up at her work wearing fake hooters and a blonde wig, garanteed she wont want to ride with you or be seen with you again............ever.

Smear dog poo on her seat.








Remember, any squid could go out and buy a bike, the real biker builds and works on his own ride.

And do the dog poo thing too.

$600.00 for a root canal is pretty good. Mine was $ 1200.00 and that's with out the crown. With the Ex girl. She's gonna dump it if she's a novis.

Thinking more about it, there's two ways to look at it.

1. She was excited about a new bike and wanted to show you. (All honesty, we all do it when we're stoked about a new ride)

2. She was rubbing it in and being a ****.

Ahhhh go rub dog poo inside her helmet.

I don't know guys...
A hot lady, and a fast bike sounds like a pretty attractive package to me. At least you could have fun trying to keep up with her, or rekindle that old spark by offering to give her riding tips. I think your toothache might be affecting your take on this situation.
Of course-- what the he-- do I know, I probably couldn't keep up with her either.

No matter how fast you make your bike, her boobs are still going to be better than yours. Plus she probably smells like flowers and you most likely smell like a mix of beer and grease. I think she wins this round.

she's 18 and very attractive without the bike, theres other personality type of things that makes her irresistable to any guy, she isnt excited she just wanted to rub it in because she's like that, very vengeful, theres no way i can rekindle anything because were both evil, i told her not to try doing wheelies, endos or anything else stupid like twisting the grip more than needed, she's cocky and belives she's invincible.

i'm not going to do anything to the bike, i'm just waiting for her to kill herself with it or dump it and come crawling to me to fix it, hopefully she'll be on her knees already to pay up.

nah, i'd go from the other end.

600$ i have to pay out of my pocket, the rest is coverd by insurance, I <3 lorotabs (pain killers)

Anybody can go out and buy a fast bike but few know how to use it. Maybe hers is faster stock but can she ride it...I mean really ride it? I have a Godson who went out and bought a ZX12R figuring to be faster than me and blow me away, but my KZ didn't give up that easy. He has a faster bike, but mine had a better rider, which makes a HUGE difference. Besides, like I told him...I have a one of a kind bike and he just bought a cookie-cutter bike. I'll take mine any day over his, even though his is a better all-around bike than mine. I let him think whatever he wants, but I KNOW mine's better because I built it, painted it, know how to work on it and have more appreciation for what I have...nuff said! His is just a bank payment for him while mine's a piece of me! Just don't get in a race with her for too long a distance...keep it short and use your torgue to outrun her at the start and slow down and tell her you did so she could catch up!

turns out she already dumped ot about a week ago, she bent the bars, fucked up the fiberglass fairings, messed up the tank, engine side covers, plenty of other things that i cant tell from the photos on myspace.

she broke her hand too and had a big gouge in her helmet, she was stupid yes, she DID'NT have insurance!

she was supposidly doing 60 when she downshifted and the rear tire locked up, karmas a bitch aint it?

I'm surprised no one else has asked.


What's her number!

kawtoy wrote:

No matter how fast you make your bike, her boobs are still going to be better than yours. Plus she probably smells like flowers and you most likely smell like a mix of beer and grease. I think she wins this round.

How did You get into My head?

That's what *I* was going to say!

Too bad though...looks like She DIDN'T win this round.
Glad to hear that She's not TOO badly hurt though.(You probably didn't want to read THAT part though,eh)

And YA...what IS Her phone number?
Nevermind...too young...I think.