So.....Are You a "Biker" or a "Rider" ?

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No way you read all that!!! NO WAY! :laugh:

you are definately your brothers brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:

Russ that was awesome,damn near brought a tear to my eye. I am 37 years young,got my first bike a mini-trail 50 at age 7 been on bikes every since own many have owned many more ride,repair,replace as needed never spent 15,000 never will no way to know all the miles but I would guess 15X15-20,000,call me what you want but make damn sure you call me when its time to ride!

LMFAO! Come on tri now it's out. You are secretly a TP and you got this from your stash of dirty books. So which are you now? A biker or rider?
trianglelaguna wrote:

bikers...

So tri are you biking or riding the biker. The world of kzr at last want you to come out and let them know.
:ohmy: :huh: :dry: :blink:

:ohmy:

And we have argued this time and time agen.

I say bikers are the ones who want to ride and up hold that biker look and tough attitude no more than kids with toys thinkin thirs is cooler than everyone elses

Riders like my self could care less about the coolest HD toilet paper despenser. We dont argue over whos bike is better just wait for the bikes to decied lol

Riders push when there bike goes bad bikers call a truck!!

And trailer queens well they are like the transsexuals of the bike world ya its pretty but who knows what it realy is or how good of a bike it is if its pushed everywhere it goes

The question that should be asked is how do you mesure your bike ( I ride alot every day and could not see spending 10 bucks on a bike i could not ride)

O and then there are the guys that buy cookie cutter bikes and dont know any more about how it works than my wife knows about her car!!!
Argh that s#$t burns me

Im a rider always lookin to help another two wheeled brother and pride my self not on my bikes looks but how well and often it takes me from point a to b problem free!!!

Im a "Riker" -- I ride a bike.Oh, I also fix it,modify it,polish it, and occasionally break it (not on purpose).bj

My girlfriend and I had a discussion about this a while back. She was talking about how she hates how every Bike Week the bikers come to town and raise hell, blocking intersections and taking up all lanes while going 10 mph under the posted speed limit. I told her that I was a biker and she informed me that I wasn't a biker, I was a Motorcyclist
st. She said that there was a difference. I ride for the pleasure of it. I don't do it for an ego trip or to impress anyone. For me it isn't a clean the bike up so I can ride during Bike Week and Biketober Fest. In fact those are my least favorite times to ride. I ride with respect for all people on the road be it bike, car or pogo stick. Sure I give a couple of Harley riders I know a bad time but they know that I love any thing that has two wheels. Would I personally own a Ultra Classic or Gold Wing or any custom chopper? Probably not. I ride a KZ because that was the bike I've wanted since I was 10 yrs. Old. But that doesn't mean that I don't appreciate them for what they are. I like motorcycles , so a Motorcyclist I'll forever be.

I say it all the time

I will own a harley when I grow up :laugh:

For now I love these old kz's

got my eye on one of thoes two strokes for a chopper !!!

Call it the bumble bee , black and yellow and totaly politicly incorect every one eles is goin green and I want a sketo foger lol :laugh:

Here we go again


Ride it like you stole it. As long as I am riding I don't care what you call me.

i'm a biker........not

I went to a poker run a couple weeks ago. At the after-ride gathering at a local "biker" bar there was a half dozen or so representatives from the most famous of all the biker gangs. They attracted attention to themselves when one started to scream at someone for daring to take a picture of them. Seriously ??

Is athletic wear the new hardcore biker chic? One of these bad-asses was wearing red/white high-top Air Jordans, as you can imagine they were quite in contrast to the tradional garb he was wearing. Another senior(citizen) member of their crew had Adidas work-out pants on....these were quite a sight when combined with his workboots and shirtless/leather vest look, and at 300lbs or so and thickly covered with grey back and chest hair it wasn't pretty.

mjg15 wrote:

I went to a poker run a couple weeks ago. At the after-ride gathering at a local "biker" bar there was a half dozen or so representatives from the most famous of all the biker gangs. They attracted attention to themselves when one started to scream at someone for daring to take a picture of them. Seriously ??

Is atletic wear the new biker chic? One of these bad-asses was wearing red/white high-top Air Jordans, as you can imagine they were quite in contrast to the tradional garb he was wearing. Another senior(citizen) member of their crew had Adidas work-out pants on....these were quite a sight when combined with his workboots and shirtless/leather vest look, and at 300lbs or so and thickly covered with grey back and chest hair it wasn't pretty.

Thats just to damn funny